Samuel, safety is my watchword. Rest assured that proper procedures will be followed at all times." Skipper giggled. "Tell me, Mump. What ARE proper procedures exactly?"" Simple, " said Mump. "One: cause maximum chaos in the shortest possible time. Two: try not to get your head blown off.

Steve Voake
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Mump told Samuel that the rules of a safe were simple: cause maximum chaos in the shortest possible time and try not to get your head blown off. The passage above is a good example of how a rule can be broken to better accomplish a goal. In this case, Mump was being sarcastic.

Source: The Web Of Fire

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